A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
The snake and the new glasses
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Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Old Chinese proverb
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What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
What was the problem before?
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Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
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