The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...