OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...