The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...