Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...