Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...