The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...