Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...