How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...