I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...