You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...