The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...