An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...