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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...