Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
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Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
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Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Befuddled PC Users…
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