Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.