Have a first child
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Mouse Tse Tung!
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Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...