Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...