Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
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