Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...