Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...