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Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Candybar Life
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Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...