A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
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Turned Into a Mom When…
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In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
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Medical terminology
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What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...