The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...