On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Computer Died
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Why do women fake orgasms?
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How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
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A painful adjustment
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A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Boarding from what gate?
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Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...