Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
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“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...