If Microsoft built cars
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Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...