Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...