A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...