What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...