Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!