Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...