Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...