Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.