Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.