Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...