Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...