Military Wisdom!
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Speech to the deaf.
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Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Go on a hiking trip
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A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
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own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...