Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...