If Dell ran Christmas…
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Catch a drunk driver
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Go to the hospital
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Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
What is two plus two?
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Woman’s instructions
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Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...