Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...