What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!