Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...