Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...