Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...