A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...