The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”