Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...