Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”