Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...