How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...